Game of Thrones (book and tv show) *Spoiler Alert*

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Well, well, this is interesting.  I’ve heard a lot about the theory that John Snow was not really Ned Stark’s son, but his sister Lyanna and Rheagar Targaryen.  Her dying in childbirth would make sense.  There have been a lot of hints, at least in the books, about a huge secret between Ned and his sister before she died.  We know he made her a promise, but not what it was.  Arya flipped when someone suggested Jon’s mother was a fisherman’s daughter, which was probably a cover story for both the fisherman’s daughter and Ned.  Here is what he said:

“I’ve definitely got some unfinished business that needs to be resolved there. I’m obviously not Jon Snow’s dad. And you need that to be revealed at some point, don’t you? So Bran would kind of be the one having the flashback, and he would see Ned praying, right? And revealing those things? You never know what those guys are going to do with that. It’s got to be something special. But I’m into that. I certainly would be into that.”

So the cat is out of the bag, Ned Stark is not John Snow’s father!

A Feast for Crows by G.R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones Book 4)

A Feast for Crows by G.R. R. Martin

A Game of Thrones Book 4

In this fourth book of the A Game of Thrones series, we see from new perspectives.  Some of the favorites don’t show up in this one.  There is a note from the author saying that there just wasn’t enough room.  He split it in two because it was too long.  The story of Tyrion, John Snow, Stannis, Davos, Bran, and others will be in book 5…oh and Daenerys.

In this book, we see Samwell Tarly’s adventure with Gilly and Maester Aemon.  Lord Commander John Snow sends Sam to get his Maesters chain at the Citadel in Oldtown.  Oldtown, meanwhile had been taken over by the Ironborn, I’ll get to that later.  We see a lot of their views and some people we’ve never heard of before.  Sam has to take Gilly and a baby along with Maester Aemon on a long voyage.  Once they get on a ship, things get very difficult.  OH I forgot about the singer, Daeron.  He was supposed to sing of the Nights Watch to entice men to join.  As they are on the ship, Maester Aemon becomes very ill.  He tells Sam that John switched babies and the baby with Gilly is actually Mance Ryder’s son.  She cried the whole way and was scared of the water too, and the baby cried.  Daeron wanted to throw them both of the ship.  They went to Braavos and a girl that was called “Cat” (Arya Stark) saved Sam from some men who tried to rob him, then she went on her way without telling him who she really was.  He was looking for Daeron.  They were unable to sail on the ship they paid to take them to Oldtown because Maester Aemon was dying.  The captain didn’t want him dying on his ship.  Sam wouldn’t leave him, so Daeron left Sam and the Nights Watch to make his singing career.  Sam found him at a whore house and punched him.  He was thrown in the river and rescued by a man who worked on a ship.  Luckily for him, they were nice people from the Summer Islands.  They took their stuff as payment and let Sam and Gilly work.  Maester Aemon died on the way to Oldtown, but only after the man who rescued Sam from drowning told him about Daenerys and her dragons.  He told Sam to tell the archmaesters in Oldtown and send someone to help her and bring her home.  Sam and Gilly got drunk to honor Maester Aemon and had sex.  He felt so guilty.  He did go to Oldtown and an archmaester went to find Daenerys while he stayed to earn his chain.  He was going to take Gilly and the baby to his mother, but it didn’t say if he actually did that.

Arya sailed to Braavos from the Saltpans, after putting Jaqen H’ghar’s coin in his hand and saying “Valar Morghulis.”  They took her to the Temple of the Many-Faced God, the House of Black and White.  There she met the one she calls “the kindly man,” though that may change considering.  She stayed there for awhile, learning to speak a bit of Braavosi.  The old man she called “the kindly man” seemed to know everything.  I keep wondering if he is Jaqen H’ghar, though he claims to not know who the name.  He told her she had to leave, but could come back after she learned three new things.  She came back every new moon, told him at least three new things, and “served” for three days.  The rest of the time she was with a fisherman helping him sell fish.  She still had the dreams of Nymeria, she just doesn’t seem to realize it is Nymeria.  When she went back to the house of the Many-Faced god, the last thing she told “the kindly man” was that Daeron of the Nights Watch had been stabbed an thrown in the river.  He asked who did that.  She said “Arya of House Stark.”  She took his boots and killed him because he was a deserter.  He told her to drink some milk and go to bed.  When she woke up, she was blind.

Cersei had a voice in this, I kept hearing the voice of Cruella DeVille which I thought was rather fitting.  She used poor Tommen to rule Westeros.  After Joff, you’d think she’d just take him back to Casterly Rock where he’d be safer.  So she and Jaime do not get along anymore.  He changed after his hand was lopped off.  She asked him to be the Hand after Tywin’s death, and he said no.  She asked Ser Kevan, and he said only if she would go back to Casterly Rock.  So Ser Kevan left with Lancel.  We find out that she saw a magi when she was a girl who told her she would be a queen and have three children and the king would have 16 children.  The magi said a younger and more beautiful queen would take everything she cared about away.  Cersei makes a huge mess of things, and just thinks she is some kind of genius as she screws everything up.  There are bands of holy men that used to plague Westeros, and she gave them their weapons back.  She plotted to have Queen Margaery beheaded for adultery, that backfired.  She thought Margaery was the younger and more beautiful queen, so she wanted to destroy her first.  Queen Margaery ended up standing trial, but so did Cersei.  The High Septon did not care who she was.  She wrote to Jaime begging him to come back and save her.  She sent him to Riverrun to take it over.  He threw the letter in the fire.

Jaime took Ser Ilyn Payne, the head master that took Ned Stark’s head off.  Since he didn’t have a tongue, Jaime decided he would make the best dueling partner.  He is trying to be a good left handed swordsmen…he’s not doing so well.  On his best night he said Ser Ilyn would have only killed him twice that night.  He has kind of become his best friend, he tells him everything since Ser Ilyn can’t talk.  They went to Darry to see Ser Kevan, but he and Lancel had a fight and Ser Kevan left.  Lancel decided to join the warriors that fought for the Septon.  He was leaving his wife and his lordship.  He confessed to Jaime that he had sex with Cersei.   Jaime took Edmure Tully hostage and promised he would be treated well if he surrendered Riverrun.  Edmure let Bryndan Tully escape, which really pissed Jaime off.  He got Cersie’s letter at Riverrun.

We learn a lot about the Ironborn.  We see from Aeron Greyjoy, Asha Greyjoy, and Victarion Greyjoy.  Euron “Crow’s Eye” Greyjoy has won the Seastone throne despite his family.  Asha and Victarion tried for the throne, but Euron came in with a huge magic horn that was supposed to steal dragons and bring them into his command.  Then he sent his brother Victarion to find Daenery’s after they took over Oldtown.  They were becoming a nuisance to King’s Landing.  Oh and Ser Loras went to take over Dragonstone and is near death.

We also learn of Dorne.  The Dornish Princess Arianne starts to cause trouble.  She thinks that her father was going to take Dorne from her and give it to her younger brother.  Dorne is cool, the oldest child has all the rights, male or female.  So Arianne (and Ser Amory) plot to make Myrcella a queen.  In Dorne, she would be recognized as queen because she is the oldest.  The plan goes bad, Ser Amory is killed and Myrcella is injured.  Arianne learns that her father had other plans.  He had planned to marry her to Viserys Targaryen, but he was dead.  So his son is now seeking Daenerys…as is Victarion Greyjoy.

Brienne kept looking for Sansa, but never found her.  She found Podrick Payne, who became her squire.  She killed some of the bloody mummers.  She found a man that also served Renly, and he traveled with them.  They were looking for the hound, because they had heard he had one of the Stark girls.  They learned it was Arya and not Sansa and that the Hound was dead and buried.  They find an inn full of orphans, one of whom is Gendry.  She thinks he is Renly at first and realizes that he is King Robert’s bastard.  They are attacked by the rest of the Bloody Mummers.  Brienne kills one, but Biter attacks her face.  Gendry killed him, but she was very wounded.  They are taken to see the walking dead version of Lady Catlain.   She says Brienne can either kill Jaime or be hanged.  She refused and they were all hanged.  The dead don’t seem to stay dead long in this series.

If you haven’t read the books, I highly recommend them!  Happy reading!

A Storm of Swords by George R. R. Martin (Book 3 of the A Game of Thrones series)

A Storm of Swords by George R. R. Martin

* For those of you that watch the series on HBO, Game of Thrones: The fourth season comes from the end of this book.  You might not want to read any further unless you want to know what is going to happen.  In other words, SPOILERS.

We get to see more points of view in this book.  We get to see things from Sam Tarly in this book, as well as Jaime Lannister.  Both characters go through a lot of changes in this book.

Lord Commander Mormont was on the Fist of the First men with his 200 men waiting for those rangers he had sent of to return, including John Snow.  While they were waiting, some of the men began to plot against the Old Bear.  They decided that they would no longer follow him, and were going to kill him and some of his men and flee.  Some of the wildlings had told them of Mance Rayder’s plan to attack, and these men did not want to be there when they came.  However, right before they were ready to attack, someone else attacked.  This is where I finally figured out that wights and the Others were two different things.  I hadn’t realized that before.  The Nights Watchmen were attacked by both wights and Others on the Fist of the First Men.  Only 50 escaped, including John’s friends Sam and Grenn.


John Snow has an interesting adventure in this book.  He killed Qorhin Halfhand to be accepted by the wildlings.  The majority of them still didn’t trust him.  The girl that he had let go, Ygritte, did trust him.  He marched to the Fist of the First Men beside giants riding mammoths and wildlings.  When they got there, they found the remains of most of John’s brothers that had traveled with him beyond the wall.  Mance was furious because John didn’t tell him the men were there.  He suspected he was still a man of the Nights Watch, but Ygritte claimed John had broken his vows by having sex with her.  He hadn’t at that point, but he started to eventually.   John tried to keep them at a distance and not befriend them, everyone except Ygritte.  He kept getting closer to her, but he knew they could never stay together.  As soon as he would forget she was a wildling, she would remind him by saying something that went against everything he believed in.  They went over the wall with some of the other wildlings to take Castle Black.  He had to leave Ghost and tried to tell him to go to Castle Black, because he had no way to get him over the wall.  They stayed at an abandoned village, and Bran just happened to be in the same village.  Bran and his friends hid in a tower, John never saw them.  There was an old man in the village, and one of the wildlings tried to order John to kill him.  He refused and Ygritte killed him.  Just when John expected them to kill him, Summer (Bran’s wolf) attacked them.  John could only see him in the flashes of lightening.  It was actually Bran in Summer’s skin.  John joined Summer in attack and took the old man’s horse.  He rode for Castle Black, but Ygritte shot an arrow in his leg.  He made it to Castle Black wounded.  The wildlings, including Ygritte, attacked Castle Black and were ALL killed (Ygritte included).  He held the wall as the wildlings attacked, even wounded.  He was in command, Donal Noye had been in charge for awhile, but was killed when a Giant made it through the gate.  Then Janos Slynt, the man that Tyrion Lannister sent to the wall, had teamed up with Alliser Thorne.  They said he was a traitor, and wouldn’t believe Halfhand commanded him to kill him and join the wildlings.  They ordered him to kill Mance Rayder, but when he went out, Stannis and his men showed up and kicked the wildlings asses.  John stayed with Dalla who was giving birth to Mance’s son right then and there.  He found out that Mance did have the horn of Joramun, but they didn’t really want to use it.  It was the wall they wanted, to keep out the Others.  Mance was captured by Stannis.  Sam returned after the battle was finished with Castor’s daughter/wife Gilly and her son in tow.  Stannis offered John Winterfell, but he would have to destroy the weirwood and take the god of light as his only god.  When John went outside to think, he found Ghost.  He realized that Ghost was a creature of the old gods, and that was his answer.  However, the Nights Watch had to choose a new Lord Commander.  When he came into the place where they ate, he found that Sam had gotten him elected as Lord Commander.


Bran, Summer, Hodor, Jojen, and Meera continued north on their adventure.  Jojen was being led by his green dreams and as I said above, they were at an abandoned village owned by the Nights Watch at the same time as John.  There was a storm and Hodor completely freaked out.  They were trying to keep him quiet, but it didn’t work.  So Bran slipped his skin the same way he does with Summer.  He was freaked out about it and wouldn’t admit he had done it.  However, he managed to keep Hodor from screaming “HOOOODDDOOOOOOR!” over and over.  The wildlings heard him, but they couldn’t get over to the tower they were in.  They tried in the morning to follow the stones, but they missed the turn and almost drowned.  Jojen’s dreams led them to a big old haunted castle right at the wall.  While Meera explored the wall and looked on the other side, the boys explored the castle.  They decided to spend the night in the kitchen, where there was a deep well.  Bran was filled with anxiety from all of Old Nan’s stories about this particular castle that he couldn’t sleep.  Then he heard footsteps and heavy breathing coming from the well…


Sam was at the Fist with his brothers.  When he heard the three horns that signified the approach of the Others, he wet his pants.   The guy that was talking to him (and about to kill him, he was the organizer of the men that were going to kill the Old Bear and desert) shit his pants.  Sam took a horse, but someone else threw him off and stole it.  He had to run, and he did.  Unfortunately Sam is not the fittest brother in the Night Watch, after awhile he could no longer walk.  Grenn wouldn’t leave him and tried to tell him to get up.  Small Paul, who was actually going to go with the men who were going to kill Old Bear, actually carried him for awhile.  Finally he put him down, and said he couldn’t do it anymore.  Grenn, Sam, and Small Paul ended up at the very back of the group.  One of the others came up to them.  Small Paul tried to kill it, but it killed him instead.  Then Sam actually pulled the obsidian dagger that John gave him and stabbed it.  He killed it, and was called Sam the Slayer after that.  They went to Craster’s again.  Gilly was having her baby.  There was a fight between Caster and some of the Nights Watch, which is to be expected considering half of their men had been prisoners.  Caster is an ass as well.  They started to accuse Caster of hording food and not sharing.  Well they killed him and the Old Bear.  Then they raped some of his wives and daughters (which were the same thing…pig) and raided his food.  Grenn tried to pull Sam away from Mormont’s body, but he wouldn’t go.  He said he wasn’t afraid anymore.  Some of Caster’s wives came up to him (the ones that weren’t being raped) and asked him to take Gilly and her son to safety as he wanted to when they had first come.  He did.  They were attacked by wights, but they were near a weirwood tree and Sam prayed to John’s old gods to ask for help.  Suddenly a ton of crows showed up and started attacking the wights, then a man dressed in black (a man of the Nights Watch) called them over.  He was riding a deer.  I think it was Benjen Stark, though it didn’t say yet.  Sam has never met him.  Next we see Sam, Gilly, and the baby coming up from the well at the old castle.  Meera caught Sam in her net.  He knew who Bran was when he looked at him.  They made Sam promise he wouldn’t tell anyone about Bran, and he really wanted to tell John but he kept his word.  They had come through a gate in the well.  He said the man who brought them (he had cold black hands but wasn’t a wight…err not exactly) was looking for Bran.  He told Sam they would be there.  When asked why he didn’t come up himself, Sam said he couldn’t get past the wall.  The wall is magic, and they can’t get past it.  Sam led Bran and the rest down the well.  There was a weirwood tree growing out of the well (which you could see in the kitchen) with a face.  It opened its eyes and asked who they were, Sam recited his vows and the mouth opened really wide…that was the gate.  Sam let them go through, but didn’t go with them.  He took Gilly and the baby (wildlings don’t name their babies until they’re at least 2) back to Castle Black.  The next time we see them, Gilly is feeding Mance Rayder’s infant, because his mother died.  Gilly told Sam she would be his wife, but he told her about his vows.  He really likes her though.  Sam, Maester Aemon, and the men who were in the race for the position of Lord Commander were called in to see King Stannis.  He told them they had one day to decide on a new Lord Commander or he would choose for them.  He kept Maester Aemon and Sam to ask about the dagger that killed the Others.  Maester Aemon asked to see his sword, Sam described it to him.  There was something wrong, apparently the sword was supposed to emit heat as well as light, but it doesn’t.  Afterward Sam wanted to make sure that Janos Slynt did not become Lord Commander, he would kill John Snow if he did.  So Sam managed to talk some people into dropping their run for the position and support John instead.  They did, and Sam managed to get him elected Lord Commander.


Catelyn decided to release Jaime Lannister in exchange for Sansa and Arya.  She had Brienne swear a vow to get him safely to King’s Landing and bring back her daughters.  Naturally Robb’s northmen were very unhappy about this, to say the least.  Robb was away, and Edmure confined her to their father’s bedroom, she wanted to stay with him until he died.  When Robb came home, he said he understood that love makes you do foolish things…then he introduced her to his new wife, who was certainly not a Frey.  Karstark was really pissed because Jaime killed two of his sons, so he killed two of Kevan Lannister’s sons that they had taken as prisoners.  They were just children, 11 or so.  Robb was furious, he chopped his head off.  He tried to pacify Walder Frey by having his Uncle Edmure marry one of the Frey girls.  On the way to the wedding, Robb told Catelyn he was going to name John Snow a lord and his heir.  As usual, she was nasty when it came to John and she ended up pissing Robb off.  He wrote it on paper and had his closest men witness him sign it as Catelyn watched.  She had the nerve to imply John might try to kill Robb’s sons to steel his throne.  He told her she was going to go away after the wedding, he was sending her to the castle of one of his lords.  When they met Rosilyn, the bride, she started crying.  There was all kinds of weirdness, none of the Freys that they had dealt with before were there for the wedding.  At the end of the wedding, Robb and Catelyn were murdered.  Then at the end of the book, zombie Catelyn is with Dondarrion’s men as they hang one of the Frey’s.


Arya, Gendry, and Hot Pie escaped Harrenhal and headed for Riverrun, where her mother and Robb were.  They run into Dondarrion and Thoros’ men, they are outlaws.  They take them to an inn where Arya sees one of the men who used to work for her father, the one that used to call her Arya Underfoot.  Hot Pie stays at the inn, because the guy who was trying to bake couldn’t.  He just wanted to bake.   Gendry and Arya get taken by these men to see Dondarrion and Thoros.  This is the short version, it’s a very long trip and they see a lot on the way.  Arya learns the name of John’s mother, she was a wet nurse for a lord who was Dondarrion’s squire.  When they finally reach the man, the Hound is brought in.  They had captured him and were going to hang him for murder.  They end up doing a trial by battle, and the Hound wins by slicing through Dondarrion.  Thoros brings him back to life for the sixth time.  They follow the same R’hllor god of light dude that Stannis’ red lady follows.  They took all the Hound’s gold and set him free.  They decide to take Arya to her brother for ransom, but they had no intent on harming her.  They learn about the wedding and decide to take her to the Twins where her mother and brother will be.  However, the Hound grabs her and decides he will ransom her for the money he lost or try to convince Robb to let the Hound work for him.  When they get to the Twins, they see the northmen being killed.  Arya tries to go inside, but the Hound knew they would kill her, so he hits her in the back of the head with the flat of his axe and takes her away.  He kept her with him, and kept trying to think who else would pay for her.  He was done with King’s Landing, so he was thinking Catelyn’s psychotic sister until he heard about the mountain people.  Eventually they went to an inn (crazy things always happen in these inns) where they find Ser Gregor’s men: The Tickler and Polliver.  They talk to the Hound and give him some information, then they end up fighting, naturally.  Sandor was very drunk, so wasn’t doing well against two men.  There was a squire with them too, Arya stabbed him in the belly with the Tickler’s dagger.  The Hound killed Polliver, and Arya killed the Tickler.  The Hound was very badly wounded.  Arya tended to his wounds but eventually she left him bleeding on the ground.  She went to some ships and sold her horse to try and get a ride on a ship to the north.  The captain of the purple ship said that they wouldn’t go to the north because they saw a bunch of pirate ships going there.  He said they were headed home to Braavos and she should go home too.  She took out the coin Jaqen H’gar gave her and pressed it to the captains palm and said the words.  He said “Of course you can have a cabin.”  So Arya is heading to Braavos.

Tyrion, Sansa, and Jaime

Jaime and Brienne were captured by the Bloody Mummers and they cut off Jaime’s sword hand.  Lord Bolton switched sides and thus sent Jaime home, but was giving Brienne to the guy with the lisp.  He got half way home and turned around to go back for her.  She had bit off the lisp guy’s ear and he threw her in the ring with a bear and a dull sword that wouldn’t even cut.  He jumped in with her and the men that were supposed to get Jaime safely home killed the bear.  Meanwhile Sansa and Tyrion were attending Joff and Margeary’s wedding.  Joff destroyed a very rare book that Tyrion bought for him as a gift, and brought in dwarf entertainers to mock his uncle.  There was a big fight and Joff ordered Tyrion to serve him wine all night.  Then he took two bites of his uncle’s pie and died.  His grandfather had Ice, Ned Stark’s sword, melted down to make two swords and a dagger.  He kept the dagger, gave one sword to Joff for a wedding gift and was giving the other to Jaime.  Tyrion was arrested for Joffrey’s murder, even though he didn’t do it.  Sansa took of with Ser Dantos, as they had planned.  It turned out that Dontos was just working for Littlefinger, and it was Littlefinger that had Joff killed by Margaery’s grandmother.  Jaime arrived to see Cersei in the Sept with Joffrey’s body.  They had sex in the Sept beside their son’s dead body.  Tywin tried to convince Jaime to leave the Kingsguard and take a wife at Casterly Rock.  He refused and Tywin disowned him.  Sansa was taken first to the rock and tower that belonged to Littlefinger, and then to the Eyrie.  Littlefinger told her to pretend to be his bastard daughter and he marries Lysa, Sansa’s aunt who intended to wed her to her cousin Robert.  While at the Eyrie Littlefinger grabs Sansa and kisses her.  Lysa tried to kill her for that, saying she tried to seduce him and he was hers.  She said she was like her mother.  She tried to push Sansa off the castle, but Littlefinger shows up and shoves Lysa off.  He said Cat was the only woman he ever loved.  Tyrion asks for trial by battle.  Some Dornishmen came for the wedding because Tyrion promised justice for Lady Ellia.  Her brother Prince Oberyn Martell comes to seek this justice.  Ser Gregor raped and murdered her and killed her children.  Tywin ordered it.  To get his justice, Oberyn offers to champion Tyrion to fight Ser Gregor.  He fought with a spear that had poison on the tip.  Gregor was on the ground, seemingly dying when he grabbed Oberyn and crushed his head.  However, Maester Pycelle said he couldn’t save him.  Tywin said, “He must die by the king’s sword, save him.”  He didn’t want Tyrion to go free.  Tyrion was to be beheaded.  The night before Jaime came to his cell to free him as Varys waited to take him through the dungeon to escape.  However, Jaime told him he owed him because Tysha, Tyrion’s first wife, was not really a whore.  She was exactly who she said she was, but Jaime’s father convinced him that she only wanted Tyrion for gold and that made her a whore.  She was raped and sent away because she was low-born.  Oh I forgot, Tyrion and Sansa were married before Joff’s wedding.  His father told him he had to consummate the marriage, but he couldn’t.  Sansa wasn’t even 13 yet, and she was terrified.  She was also repulsed by him, and hated him for being a Lannister.  Anyway, Tyrion was so angry with Jaime that he told him that he killed his son.  No doubt that will come back to bite him in the ass.  Before his great escape, he went to his father’s bedroom and found Shae (who had testified against him and told a bunch of lies) with his father’s necklace around her neck.  He choked her with the chain.  He took the dagger his father had made with Ice and loaded a crossbow.  He found his father in the bathroom and asked him what he did with Tysha.  He didn’t know who that was.  When he told him it was the girl he married, Tywin told Tyrion he sent her wherever whores go.  Tyrion shot him with the crossbow and he died.  Tyrion escaped King’s Landing.  Meanwhile his father always said he was shaming the family with his whores, so he took his son’s whore.

As long as this review was, this is just a tiny summary.  The book was really long.  It is well worth the read though, I highly recommend it!  Happy reading!


The Undead Pool by Kim Harrison (book 11)

The Undead Pool is book 11 in the Hollows series by Kim Harrison.  Unfortunately we just learned that it will only be a 12 book series, so this is the next to the last book in the series.  *cry*  Rachel Marianna Morgan finally admitted that she really likes Trent, the cookie maker.  After saving his butt again and the tiny butt of his toddler, she was expecting him to marry his daughter’s mother.  However, Trent had other ideas.  Yes, finally Trent and Rachael got together.  The billionaire elf and the demon that dresses more like a hooker.  The relationship costs them both.

Now for the plot.  All the master vampires in the city are put to sleep.  What does that mean?  The undead are unsupervised.  They have to shut down the roads, and there is a ton of chaos.  Rachel seems to be the center of it.  Some kind of energy keeps hitting people, and seems to be looking for her.  They find out that it’s coming from the ley line that she made.  However, when she looks at it, nothing is wrong with her line.

Then things get really crazy.  The dead walk, not vampires, just dead people.  There are tiny little specs of wild magick that is looking for her, and it turns out to be pieces of the elf goddess.  There are religious elves that are friends of Trent’s, they get mixed up in it.  One ends up on the roof of a building threatening to kill everyone.  Naturally it’s something only Trent and Rachel can deal with.  In the mean time, the vampires are going insane and killing everybody.

Hmm, I can’t give the rest away.  Let’s see, there are high speed chases.  The werewolves and vampires work together with Rachel to try to stop this.  Jinx kids are moving out, but the ones that remain seem to want to work with him and Rachel.  Some of the pieces of the goddess change to become part of Rachel.  Now not only does the goddess want her dead, but so do the demons.  She made an agreement with Newt (who also had done something similar with the goddess), to keep Al from killing her.  😦  I love Al, it was so sad.  He thinks she is insane, because he says there is no goddess.  Newt knows she’s real, which might be why she is crazy.  The demons are pissed about Rachel and Trent being together, obviously.  She is the only female demon capable of producing demon children.  So she dates an elf.  Poor Al.

If you’ve never read this series, go find the first book!  It’s an awesome series!  Dead Witch Walking is the first book in the series.

Kim Harrison announced

On Kim Harrison’s facebook page, she said the LAST book in the Hollows series is coming out soon.  Yes, that’s right, the last book in the series (cry).  The book will be titled The Witch with No Name.  It is set to be released on September 9, 2014.  This is the description of the book on

“Rachel Morgan’s come a long way from the clutzy runner of Dead Witch Walking. She’s faced vampires and werewolves, banshees, witches, and soul-eating demons. She’s crossed worlds, channeled gods, and accepted her place as a day-walking demon. She’s lost friends and lovers and family, and an old enemy has become something much more.

But power demands responsibility, and world-changers must always pay a price. That time is now.

To save Ivy’s soul and the rest of the living vampires, to keep the demonic ever after and our own world from destruction, Rachel Morgan will risk everything.”

Maybe we’ll get lucky and she’ll start a spin-off series about Al or Newt.  That would be fun.

A Game of Thrones: A Clash of Kings (book 2)

George R. R. Martin’s second book in the A Game of Thrones series is called A Clash of Kings.  John Snow and Ghost went north of the wall with some of the Night’s Watch, including Sam Tarly,  to find his Uncle Benjen.  They haven’t found him yet, at least in this book, though they find a lot of other interesting things.  They meet a really disgusting man than marries every daughter he has (19 of them).  The son’s he sacrifices to the others.  Eventually John and Ghost leave the main troop with Halfhand to see what Mance Rayder is up to.  Mance Rayder is a born wilder, or free man, that abandoned the Night’s Watch.  Eventually Ghost finds his wildlings practicing their fighting techniques, and his giants riding wooly mammoths.  It seems he is not the king of the wildlings in the same sense that Robb or Joffrey are king.  The wildlings have a mind of their own and are more democratic.  They are marching to the wall when John yields to the wildlings.  He was commanded to yield by Halfhand, who he also had to kill to be accepted by the wildlings.  John has a dream where he can see through Ghost’s eyes, and John sees the mammoths, giants, and training wildlings.

Arya  is still at Harrenhal, but convinced Jaqen H’ghar (my favorite character) to help her free some of Robb’s north men from the dungeons.  They had been captured in battle.  With the help of the other two she had saved in the fire, they set the men free and give them weapons.  They take over Harrenhal, and Roose Bolton becomes the Lord of Harrenhal.  Arya doesn’t trust him though, or any of the others (except Gentry who she told in the first book) with her true identity.  It was a smart move.  She asks if he will take her with him when he leaves Harrenhal, and he says no.  She realizes she has to do something.  The gods spoke to her through the trees in the godswood, they told her to be brave and strong like she said she would.  They told her the lone wolf dies, but the pack survives.  She decides to leave and take Gentry and Hot Pie with her.  Jaqen H’ghar changed his look into someone else, and gave Arya a magic coin.  He told her if she ever needed him to give that coin to a Braavosi and say two magic words, which she repeats along with her list of people to kill.  Nymeria did not show up in this book, but I imagine she will reappear soon

Sansa is still in King’s Landing, held hostage by the Queen and King Joffrey.  Stannis marches to King’s Landing after killing Renly, and also sends his fleet of ships.  Tyrion was ready for them though.  He set all kinds of traps and used magic wildfire, and that massive chain he had made.  Sansa waited in the palace with the queen while the fighting ensued.  Joffrey came out to battle with his uncle, but only with guards.  His mother was not happy, but I can’t blame her for that.  She eventually ordered some guards to bring him inside, and things started to fall apart.  Tyrion was awesome though, he actually led the battle against Stannis’ men.  Lord Tywin came to finish off Stanis’ men.  It seems Stannis survived.  Joffrey agreed to marry someone Lady Margaery Tyrell, sister of Ser Loras, and betrothed to King Renly.  The Hound fled the fighting because of all the fire, he was afraid, naturally.  However, he was deeply ashamed and vanished.  He appeared in Sansa’s room and tried to get her to come with him, he said he would protect her and nobody would ever hurt her again.  Being an idiot, she did not go with him.  Instead she is waiting for Ser Dontos to save her.  I have no idea why.  One of the knights tried to kill Tyrion, and he managed to get out of the way but he was severely injured.  They though the was dead, he took a sword to the face, and had other injuries.  Pod the squire saved him.  He thinks his sister gave the order to kill him.  His father took over position as the Hand, and they took Tyrion out of the Tower of the Hand.  So in a way he’s homeless.  He at least woke up, and started giving out commands.  It seems nobody took notice of his heroic battle scenes.

Daenerys was in that city and trying to get an army together.  Instead she found trouble, but her people were well fed and rested.  She met a bunch of people that tried to get her to give them her dragons.  She went to some “pureborns” who let her talk but didn’t really listen to her.  She bribed some of them, but it did no good.  Then she went to some sorcerers that were undying and asked them for help.  They just wanted to feed off of her, though they showed her some visions.  Drogon ended up killing them all.  So much for their immortality.  After that a lot of people in the city wanted her dead, so they tried to find some ships and decide where to go.  Finally they met two men that were sent by Ser Ilyrio.  He hired three ships to get her back to him, sending word about what was going on in Westeros.  He said the people of Westeros need her.

Theon Greyjoy decided to disobey his father’s commands and take over Winterfell since Robb was off warring.  He held everyone captive, and seemed to think they should be grateful to him for not allowing his men to beat them to death and rape all the girls (even though they did rape one girl so badly she could barely walk).  Bran, Rickon, Hodor, Osha, Meera, and Jorjen escaped their captors and set Shaggy and Summer free.  Bran can get into Summer’s head when he needs to.  Theon searched for them for a full day, and then said he knew where they were.  He killed two children and put their heads on spikes, thinking they were Bran and Rickon.  He also had two wolves’ heads.  Ser Rodrik came back to take over Winterfell, but they put a noose around his daughter’s neck to keep them back.  Just when Maester Luwin convinced him to take the black and yeild, Reek Bolton showed up and usurped Theon.  He killed everyone.  Bran, Rickon and the others were down in the crypt hiding.  They saw Maester Luwin just before he died.  Then they split up.  Osha took Rickon and Shaggydog one direction and Hodor with the other children and Summer went north.  Jorjen said that’s the path they had to take.  I imagine they are going to find John and Ghost.

The book is well over 600 pages, so this is just a cursory summation.  I can tell you I am hooked on the series, and really enjoy the books.  Each book seems to be better than the last, granted this is only the second book.  What I’m saying is, I highly recommend them.  Happy reading!