Being Human Series Finale “There Goes the Neighborhood part III”

Being Human Series Finale “There Goes the Neighborhood part III”

So Josh is about to get killed by Aidan.  Sally yelled “Stop!”  She yells at Ramona and Josh, Nora, and Sally end up in the basement with Aidan trying to break the door down.  Sally is cooking up a plan, she said “what if he wasn’t a vampire?  I don’t know, Sally threw him against the wall when he came down.  Then she started speaking Latin, they are glowing (Sally and Aidan).  She made him human, gave him her soul or something.  She said her goodbyes and disappeared.  Then Ramona started shaking the house.  She said, “She was mine.  She was my favorite!”  And she threw a tantrum.  They got to leave the house though.

They went to Nora’s apartment.  They are devastated.  Josh is still holding out hope that she’ll come back.  Aidan doesn’t know what to do.  So they decided to feed him, actual food.  He’s human and he’s happy about it.  I find it hard to believe anyone would be jumping up and down to be human after being a vampire.  Aidan went to the trailer and got drunk by a fire, then cried about Sally.  And threw a tantrum, I’m seeing a pattern.  He fell asleep in the snow, more like passed out.  Hmm, I think his 257 years are catching up with him.

Somebody is fixing up the house, and Ramona showed up.  Carpenter is annoyed, he has no clue.  he follows her upstairs to her room.  “This isn’t in the plans,” he says before he dies.  She threw broken glass and stabbed his neck.  She thinks she’s sending a message to them.

Nora does some tests on Aidan, and he’s dying.  His body is shutting down.  Josh is going to be a cook.  Aidan just told Josh he’s dying, and he wants to spend the last of it with them celebrating the new baby.  Josh didn’t know she was pregnant, and Aidan just thought they weren’t telling him (he could smell extra blood and hear the heartbeat).

Um, Sally is sitting next to Aidan in a bar, oh he imagined it.  He found a new vampire he tried to help.  He asks him to turn him back into a vampire, that’s exactly what I would have done.  Josh is starting to freak out that he might hurt people and his job won’t be good enough for the baby, and he just killed nine people last week.

Josh decides to go find Aidan.  He finds the vampire on him and attacks, but Aidan stops him.  Aidan tells him he’s afraid to die, because it will be the end and then there will be nothing.  He’s still dying, and they hugged…aw.

Josh brings Aidan the paper, and he sees the murder at the house.  Josh and Aidan go back to the house.  Aidan doesn’t want Josh to go with him, because he has too much to live for.  Josh says he won’t let him do this alone.  They decide they need to be prepared, and Aidan says to drop him off and let him get some stuff and meet him at the house in an hour.  He goes to the house without Josh carrying two bags.  Aidan can hardly walk, getting old is a bitch especially when over two hundred years catches up to you all at once.  Ramona said Sally brought her back but Aidan fed her.  She’s killing Aidan, but she looks sick too.  Oh he’s dying like Sally did, falling down the stairs, landing just like she did.  He then lit the house on fire, he had poured gasoline on the floor before going upstairs to Ramona.

Josh and Nora drive up to what used to be the house, and see Aidan’s body carried on a gurney.  They go inside, and it’s unrecognizable.  Aidan shows up, as a ghost.  He got a door, Josh saw it first.  He tells Josh the last years were the best of his life.  Josh says they will have a ridiculous life in his honor.  He opens his door and walks into white crap, and Sally’s there waiting  for him.

Fast forward to Josh and Nora, they dream about them.  They are in the grass napping, and they have two children named Sally and Aidan.  They’re happy.

Being Human “House Haunting”

Being Human “House Haunting” Second to last episode of the series

Aidan is still trying to convince Kenny to leave, not knowing Kenny knows the truth.  Kenny is saying he wants revenge.  He’s borrowing a van from Kenny to move out of the house.  When he gets home, the other three are standing with Ramona.  She doesn’t want them to leave.  Sally wants to help her.  Josh doesn’t trust her, says something is wrong with her.  Aidan promises to help Ramona and refuses to leave Sally behind.  When Sally goes to tell Ramona, she’s gone.

Josh is moving to Nora’s apartment.  Aidan still isn’t sure where he’s going.  He’s thinking of going to the trailer.  Aida is asking Sally to move in with him, or haunt him.  Ramona is officially insane, she just keeps repeating “What about me?”

They are fighting over who gets what.  The doorbell rings and Ramona’s sister shows up.  She says she needs to warn them.  She says her parents weren’t good people, they were in a cult.  They worshiped a demon.  He would reveal all the mysteries of the earth with a sacrifice.  They wouldn’t accept Ramona, kept her locked up and her sister gave her a name.  One day she went upstairs and she was gone, they said they gave her a way, but they really sacrificed her.  Bea can see her.  Ramona said “you let me die.”  Ramona killed her sister, nice.

They tried to run out of the house and end up locked in a room of the house.  Henry shows up with Aidan, but he’s a ghost.  Sally ends up with Kat?  Josh ends up with ex-fiance Julia.  Nora ends up with Emily?  Clearly it’s all Ramona, Emily isn’t dead.  Emily is trying to get Nora to leave Josh, Henry is trying to convince Aidan to kill himself, Kat is trying to get Sally away from Aidan, and Julia is trying to convince Josh to kill himself.  Ramona is a talented little shit, a psychopath, but a talented psychopath.

Ramona planted stuff in Josh’s diary to upset Nora.  Kat is saying Aidan doesn’t love her and she needs to leave, and Sally says “Why are you doing this Ramona?   Ramona says she isn’t a ghost.  Ramona says she’s not just in the house, she is the house.  Aidan is crying, and seems to be thinking about killing himself.  Henry/Ramona gave him a stake.  Julia/Ramona says Josh destroys everything he touches and gives him a silver knife.  Josh says Nora is his destiny and it breaks apart.  Nora decides to stand by Josh, oh she’s pregnant.  Ramona feeds of the dead somehow and says if they won’t stay she will “take blood where she can get it.”

Henry tells Aidan the only way he can be with Sally is to kill himself.  He picks up the stake, points it at his heard.  Then Sally shows up to help Nora, she tells her Emily is not here.  Sally goes to find Aidan and Nora goes to find Josh.  Sally tries to talk Aidan out of killing himself, and he drops the stake.  Josh is on the floor of the kitchen, when he wakes up he sees Nora with her throat slit and the knife that Julia gave him.  He picks up the knife to kill himself and then hears Nora.  He thought she was a ghost at first.  They run out holding on to one another and end up in Ramona’s room.  “Ramona is not a ghost, she is the evil of this house personified.”  She lets Kenny in, and let Aidan out to talk to him, but walled up Josh.

Kenny tells him he knows.  Kenny is going to try and kill him.  Aidan is getting his ass kicked by a 17 year old vampire, seriously?  Oh the stake accidently went into Kenny.  He said “Sally’s gone,” then “This is all Josh’s fault.”  Now she’s letting the rest of them out.  He can’t see Sally, this is the future she saw when she went forward too far.  Aidan is trying to break Josh’s neck.

There are no pictures yet, so I’ll add them tomorrow.

Being Human “Ramona the Pest”

Being Human “Ramona the Pest”

I’m finally watching this, better late than never.  Sally is in the little girl’s room, talking to herself.  Nora stayed at the house while Josh slept.  Then she says she’s going back to her place.  Josh tells her she is the only thing keeping him human (the werewolf is winning) and she says she can’t handle that responsibility.  That’s nice, after everything they’ve been through she can’t handle being the one thing he loves that keeps him human.  It seems to me if she really loved him, she’d do whatever it took.  She was with him all that time while he was in wolf form for all but one night, the night she turned into a wolf.  It just makes no sense.  Sally hears them from the little room and stuck her head out to find it was their closet.

Then she goes to wake Aidan up and shakes him.  I thought she couldn’t touch him?  What is that about?  Hmm, for some reason she can all the sudden touch people.  Oh, she went to have sex with Aidan because she realized she could touch him and wanted to hurry up before she lost it.  Oh it was just a dream, okay that makes sense.  Nora dropped something and woke him up.  He was uh…standing at attention.  Apparently he sleeps naked, and he was very happy about that dream.  She said “it lunged out.”

 

 

Nora was looking for a sledgehammer to get into the room Sally was in.  Hehehe, Aidan breaks through the wall and says “Oh Yeah”  like the kool aid guy.  Sally tells them the room is where she saw the little girl die.

Then Aidan smells blood and moves the bed to find a huge blood stain.  There are marks on the floor, somebody is counting something.

Then Sally’s dad comes to the door, the house has been sold.  They have until the end of the week to get out.  Aidan is cleaning his junk out and throwing stuff away.  Aidan and Sally talk about when they were together in the past alternate reality thingy.  They say they just want to be friends, like they can be anything else, she’s a ghost.  Kenny and Astrid are fighting.  Kenny wants to disappear.  He says he’s only 17 and wants a life with Astrid.  Aidan suggest faking his own death.  They plan out his death.  He asks Aidan to get Josh and Nora to convince Astrid to leave.

Aidan talks to Josh.  Josh says he understand why the pack did what they did.  And Josh and Aidan are fighting.  Sally gets them to stop.  They tried to talk about breaking their “experiment” and Sally said it’s a friendship not an experiment and it’s saved them all many times over.  Then that little girl, Ramona appears and says they can’t leave.  Beatrice is her twin.  She’s been listening to them.  Sally offers to find her sister for her, yeah easy for her to say she’s a ghost and can’t do anything.  And they are sitting at the DMV (I think) waiting to talk to Beatrice.  Aidan looks like a lunatic because he’s talking to Sally.  Aidan’s talking about exploring their feelings and Sally calls him an ass.  I can think of some words for her too.  The guy beside him freaked and moved over.  Josh is packing and Ramona is with him.  She says he needs to stay with her.  Nora comes over, Josh introduces Ramona.

Nora came to talk with Astrid.  Now Nora and Josh are fighting about the pack.  Josh goes upstairs to pack more when Astrid comes.  He says he can’t deal.  Astrid asks for him, but Nora says he’s upstairs, then she pulls a gun on Nora.  Most of the pack comes in, Nora calls for Josh.  Ramona held the door shut until Josh turned.  He was freaking out because Nora was in danger, then he got really pissed.

The pack went upstairs to get Josh, and when they opened the door a very pissed off werewolf jumped out and killed the lot of them.  Wow, these werewolves are really dumb.

Aidan finally gets to Beatrice.  Aidan tries to talk about Ramona, but of course she thinks he’s insane.  She pushed the panic button and the cops show up or security.  As he is being pushed out, he’s still yelling about Ramona.

When they walk in the house there is nothing but blood and bodies everywhere.  Josh is sitting in a chair with Nora beside him.  “He did this to protect me,” she said.  Aidan sees Astrid, dead.  The full moon is coming, so they go to the place where they lived when Josh was the wolf most of the time, the RV.  Sally is going to try and help Josh with his problem.  She tells him to do the meditation to get in touch with his wolf, and then she possesses him.  Josh is running in the snowy woods and Sally is with him.  He’s running from his wolf.

Sally tells Josh this is just a part of him and he needs to take over instead of letting the wolf take over.  He sees this gorgeous wolf and he runs.  Meanwhile Aidan calls Kenny to clean up.  He asks for Astrid, but Aidan says she isn’t there.  Aidan tells him that the pack killed her because she told them she was leaving with Kenny.  He hid her body.  Aidan tells him he should still leave and experience things.  He says that’s what Astrid would have wanted, he hid her body in Ramona’s room.

Josh is still running and Sally and the wolf are chasing them.  She tells him to confront it, he says he can’t.  She says think of a safe place and he sees their house, minus the blood and bodies.  Then the wolf walks in, snarling and growling.  Sally says you can’t fight him, it is you.  Josh tells it to stop (showing it’s teeth).  He says “I am the wolf.  And you are me.  But this is my life until the moon is full.”  Then he pets the wolf, and he’s okay now.  The wolf leaves.  “You’re you,” Nora says.  Sally seems to have finally done something right.

Aidan is in Ramona’s room putting Astrid in some trash bags.  Aidan feels guilty for lying to Kenny.  After Aidan carries Astrid’s body out, they focus on the stick counting in the blood, 30.  It seems to signify how many have died in the house.  Josh and Nora are impressed with the clean up, and Aidan tells them he lied for Josh.  Josh thanks him and they hug, aw.  Sally tells him he’s going to have to keep confronting the wolf so it doesn’t take over again.

Kenny is grieving and Astrid’s ghost shows up.  She says she messed up everything for them.  Astrid tells Kenny exactly what happened.  There goes the vampire/werewolf truce.  Aidan is going to be stuck in the middle of this one.  This can’t end well, there is only one or two episodes left.  I wonder if they’ll go all Shakespearean tragedy and just kill everyone.  I guess we’ll find out soon.

Being Human “Oh, Don’t You Die For Me”

Being Human “Oh, Don’t You Die For Me”

Just from the title, it sounds like Suzanna is going to die.  Wow, it starts off with Josh apologizing to the pack dude and then showing him and the guy who’s baby Nora helped deliver how he can turn into wolf form without a full moon.  I’m not sure why he did that.  Suzanna is apparently trying to get Aidan to kill Kenny because he killed some girl.

Josh is getting cozy with the pack.  They are having a party, oh wow Josh is pack leader.  That actually makes sense.  Then they are going to run together.  Sally is trying to get Nora and Josh back together and asked him to let him try and fix him.  Sally asked Nora over and she and Josh talked for two seconds, and it was super awkward.

Suzanna is still trying to get Aidan to kill Kenny (sounds like a South Park episode, “You killed Kenny, you bastard!”).  Josh is the werewolf superhero, the pack is nearly bowing down to him.  Oh wow, they brought a human to run with and apparently turn.  What are they thinking?  They are going to end up killing this girl.

Hmm, Aidan seems to be considering killing Kenny.  He’s doing well.  Just when Aidan was about to stake him, Astrid the werewolf girlfriend shows up, aw they’re so cute together.  It made him change his mind.

Hahaha, Sally’s afraid Nora’s about to become a junkie in this life too so she hid her aspirins.  Sally tells Nora bout her and Aidan in the other dimension back in time thingy.  Nora makes Sally spill all the details.

Josh is flipping out because he realizes the pack is trying to turn humans to increase their pack size.  After a heated argument, they tazer poor Josh because he won’t agree to scratch and infect people.  He realizes the only reason they invited him was so he could ifect people.  He is the only one with enough control because he can turn at will.  Meanwhile, he certainly didn’t have control when he had sex with that dudes wife last full moon.  Believe it or not, he has forgiven Josh for that.  Poor Josh got thrown in a cage, again.  This one is really small.  They seem to think there will be a war with the vampires.  Hmm, apparently they are going to torture the wolf out of Josh with electrocution…and it worked.  Then the pack surrounded him.

Aidan went to Suzanna, he tells her that Kenny is his son.  Suzanna agrees to give him two months to get Kenny under control.  She says she’s leaving.  Aidan is asking Sally for advice on Suzanna, she is telling him Suzanna is not right for him (and that nobody else is either).  Astrid comes to Aidan and tells him they’ve got Josh and asks him to stop them.

Suzanna is delivered to Kenny in a bodybag.  Meanwhile Aidan, Sally, and Nora go to rescue Josh.  Suzanna poisons Kenny.  Aidan, Nora, and Sally get caught by the pack.  Aidan decides to stay and fight the pack while Nora gets Josh out.  Aidan gets his ass kicked.  Sally possesses Andrew, and then some of the others to help Aidan . She possessed the big African American man and then kissed Aidan while in his body.  Well, at least she helped him get out of that situation…and now he’s confused.  Confusion is probably coming from the fact that he just french kissed a guy.

While they are trying to escape and Sally is trying to talk to Aidan about the kiss, Suzanna texts Aidan from Kenny’s cell phone.  Aidan tells Suzanna that she is mad because he forgave her for killing Isaac.  She said he was supposed to protect him, she drugged him.  She tried to force him to kill Kenny the way she killed Isaac, and instead he killed her.  He blamed Bishop, that was not Bishop’s fault.  Bishop did not want her to kill Isaac because he knew it would kill Aidan.  He tried to help Suzanna, it was her fault  and her’s alone.

Aidain goes home to check on Sally and Josh, Josh is sleeping, be asks Nora why she would do something stupid, Nora tells him she’s in love with him, and what happened (short version) while she was away.  Sally is back in Little Smokie’s time, only she’s lying on the girl’s bed, and their is a disturbing crayon drawing on the wallpaper.  It’s almost like she is the girl, it’s a leap, just a fleeting impression.  So Aidan realizes he loves her too, and it still feels icky because they still have a sibling thing going.  My opinion only.

Being Human “Too Far, Fast Forward!”

Being Human “Too Far, Fast Forward!”  Yeah, my thoughts exactly.  That sucked, let’s get back to the original story line please!

Marcus called Bishop to clean up.  Aidan told Sally to go, she didn’t want to see this.  Bishop asked who killed his girlfriend, and a very pissed off Aidan said, “Wolves…wolves!”  Have I mentioned I really like Bishop, I’m sure I have more than once.

Josh is freaking out because he ran out on Aidan, and then Aidan and Bishop show up where Josh and Ray are.  Aidan is about to kill Josh and Sally pleads with him not to.  Instead he goes after Ray and kills him.  Sally has the audacity to call him a monster.  I really don’t like her, anyway, Aidan says killing Josh would be mercy because he hates himself.  Bishop really wants to kill him, but Aidan said “let him suffer.”  Bishop pulls Aidan back into the family.  Nora sees Aidan smuggling bagged blood out to Bishop.

A year later, Josh is working in a bakery.  Nora is a drug addict, and Aidan catches her taking drugs.  He knew she was watching.  They have an agreement to ignore each other’s theft.  Nora is helping him get blood.  She complains about him giving blood to Bishop and he grabs her and says, “Never threaten Bishop.”  It seems Nora got the shit end of the stick as much as Josh did.

Aidan tells Bishop that there was a mix up at the hospital and he gets pissed.

Josh tries to look for Donna by calling that psychic.  Ilana, the one that lead them to Donna in the first place.  she is very reluctant but agrees.  Then she pulls Josh over salt and Sally popped out.  Josh was pissed, understandably.

Aidan is dealing bagged blood like crystal meth.  Uh oh, Aidan stole Bishop’s stash of blood after Bishop told him he couldn’t have it.  Bishop kicked his ass and acted as if he was going to cut his hand off, but he wouldn’t.  Aidan didn’t fight back, then Bishop attacked Wallace (I think that was his name).

Josh saw one of Sally’s memories of him, Sally, and Nora.  Then a very starved narly looking vampire walked into the bakeshop and Josh staked her.  She had the virus, and Sally realizes she has to tell Aidan.  She brings Josh and tells Aidan that he needs Josh’s blood.

Josh visits Nora, she is divorced from the doctor.  Then Josh sees Sally’s memory of their wedding.  Poor Josh.

Aidan replaces the blood he stole from Bishop and they get drunk together, apparently with tainted blood, after Aidan immunized himself with Josh’s blood.  Bishop is dying.  “A father never kills his son, but always wants his son to surpass him.”  It’s what he said last time he died.  Bishop died and Aidan started to freak out a little.  He starts thinking about Josh and Sally.  Aidan finds Sally at the bakeshop and he takes the blame for everything.  Sally has the audacity to call him a “power-crazed tornado of self-destruction.”  The phrase “the pot calling the kettle black” comes to mind.  Then Donna summons her.

Sally asks Donna for help, as she tries to explain their relationship and where she came from.  Sally takes Donna back to Aidan and Josh to try and get back everything she so royally um…screwed up.  They both have to agree to it.  Josh agrees to it pretty quickly, once he finds out Satan isn’t involved…silly werewolf.  He wants his wedding back.  Aidan asks Sally to make him remember  and he loves her.  Sally says she thinks she loved him for a long time but just didn’t realize it.  Oh Donna grabs her hands and there are many Sally’s.  

WTH, she goes forward and Josh and Aidan are fighting, and Aidan snaps Josh’s neck.  Then She goes back a little and they’re taking Robbie’s body away.  She says to Aidan “please tell me you remember.”  He says, “is this about the shower head?”  Clearly he remembers nothing.  Josh asks were she was.  I certainly hope that’s not how they’re planning on ending the show.  That would suck!

Being Human “Rewind, Rewind…”

Being Human “Rewind, Rewind…”

Sally is totally breaking all the rules of time travel here.  So Sally’s alive and we start all over.  Sally stopped Danny from killing her, and kicked his ass out.  She saved Rebecca and brought Aidan and Josh to move in with her.  She is helping them avoid all the mistakes they made in the future.  Oh shit, here is Josh’s wolf dad.  Danny murdered her best friend instead of her, but she tried to warn her.  Bridget was an idiot.  She panicked and called the cops. Okay…Sally and Aidan are hooking up.  Then they invite Nora to dinner, naturally.  Then Aidan and Sally go out on a date and leave Josh and Nora together.  Marcus crashes their date.  “How long will it be before Bishop knows you’re balls deep with the Amish?” she says.

Josh is freaking out and Sally tells him he marry’s Nora.  She forgot to warn him not to impregnate her, but she managed to stop that too.  Unfortunately he starts changing, and instead of scratching Nora, he scratches Sally.  Oh that will fuck things up.  There will always be problems, she has traded the old ones for new ones.  At least she’s not dead anymore…yet.

Oh shit, Reed is going to propose to Nora.  Now there are problems between Aidan and Josh.  Oh wow, Aidan and Sally just said they love each other.  Something is wrong though, Josh isn’t answering his phone.  Oh no, Ray showed up and Sally freaked and told Josh who he was.  Josh dec.  ided to leave.  Aidan told Sally that it’s Josh’s problem.  Sally told Aidan that they could only be roommates until she fixes this.  She ruined their friendship.  Josh goes with Ray, and Aidan ends up at the live blood bar and gets blood drunk with Marcus of all people.  Which means that Josh and Aidan are going to fight.  Sally is waiting outside for Aidan when Josh shows up.  OH shit, and Ray killed Sally.  Now Aidan and Josh don’t have each other, well this sucks.

Being Human “Cheater of the Pack”

Being Human: Cheater of the Pack; I knew this was going to happen, but I honestly thought it would be Nora and not Josh that cheated.  I was very surprised that it was Josh that woke up with another woman that he apparently had sex with.

 

Then Sally’s brother Robbie shows up and announces that they have  days to get out of the house because he is selling it, or pay him $300,000 to buy the house.  They were the ones that fixed up the house, it was a piece of shit when they moved in.   Oh well, Robbie didn’t get to sell the house, but we’ll get to that.

 

Nora says she eventually wants for them to have a house of their own, but she knows Josh isn’t ready for that.  Josh was so guilty he said they should move and start looking for houses right away.  Of course, he hadn’t told her he woke up that morning after having sex with another woman.  That woman was really stupid, she thought her husband would see that it was just their wolves’ instinct.  Josh begged her not to tell Mark, but she said their relationship was based in honesty, so she had to tell him.

 

Suzanna caught Aidan being very hungry and she said she would help him get past the hunger so he could drink as little as she does.  She decided to babysit him for the day.  She should have kept him for the night, but we’ll get to that later.

 

Robbie keeps showing the house to prospective buyers, and Sally is furious.  She performed a spell to make the house stink.  Then she was transported to the past where she saw Robbie and Danny right after they moved into the house.

 

Robbie hated Danny and the house.  He was the only person that saw Danny for what he was and didn’t trust him.  Sally felt very bad for the way she treated him, back then it felt like he was attacking her.  She realized he was just looking out for her.  On a side note, that guy has to be Meaghan Rath’s real brother, they look exactly alike.  Ah, yep, I looked it up…http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2042776/

 

In the bar that Suzanna works in, Aidan tells Josh who Suzanna really is.  “Sure that’s normal.”  Aidan told Josh that he should NOT tell Nora about his romp in the woods with the pack girl.  He said it would only hurt her, Suzanna was listening and thinking about her own secrets.

 

I’m sure she is tempted to tell Aidan the truth about what she did to their son, and yet she doesn’t want to hurt him.

So instead she has sex with him, she said he needed a distraction from his hunger.  He promised her he could handle not drinking much blood.  She said she would make him pay if he slipped up.  He agreed to the terms like an idiot.

 

Just when Josh was about to tell Nora what happened, Mark showed up…and he was pissed.  He attacked Josh and threw Nora across the room, well then Josh went all wolfie on him after he threw Nora.  Then they left, and Nora said she was moving out.

 

Weird stuff was going on with the house and it seemed to have to do with that Lil’ Smokie girl. One of the people who came to look at the house had a little boy.  The little boy ran upstairs to go pee and was called into somebody’s closet.  It was that little girl.  He had been knocked down and his head was hurt.  Then Robbie was downstairs fixing something and the water heater started leaking and when the water touched him, the power tools went off and a saw fell off a table electrocuting Robbie.  Sally came back and told him she would make it up to him, she had just came from the house.  Then she realized he could see her and hear her.  Then they both looked at his body.  Meanwhile nobody went downstairs to check on him when the lights flickered, Josh was kinda busy.

 

And that very night Aidan went off the wagon.  So Suzanna will be torturing the hell out of him on Monday.  Can’t wait to see what happens next, and I’ll try to post on Monday night instead of Thursday.

 

Being Human “Pack It Up, Pack It In”

“Pack it up, Pack it in, Let me begin”

Okay, enough song lyrics.  Kat is just not vampire girlfriend material.  The way she freaked out at seeing Sally’s corpse on the bed was a sign of how she handles things.  What did he expect?  There are some girls who would love him no matter what, Kat is not that girl.  She has way too much fear.  I never liked her.  Moving on.

Nora and Josh go to see the nice normal looking werewolf baby and meet another werewolf couple.  They brought the baby some gifts.  The woman, who’s name  I can’t recall, says that she regrets not being able to have a baby shower because it all happened so fast, and Nora says she will throw her a baby shower.  Two weeks later they have the baby shower.  Aidan is crushed because Kat broke up with him.  He has ghost taunt him and Sally banished them from the house.  It’s the first time Aidan has ever been dumped, and he’s been alive for over 250 years.  Okay, he’s attractive, but I still find that hard to believe.  I guess he usually kills them first.

As Josh is about to get some stuff for the party (that’s an hour and a half away, they aren’t very prepared for this), Josh’s sister shows up and says she’s been sober for a week and a half and needs to crash on their couch.

Aidan takes off and finds Kenny following him.  Kenny figures out what’s wrong and tells him step two, after walking around sad is drowning his sorrows (he learned all of this from tv).  Then he said he kept a fridge filled with bagged blood just in case Aidan ever came over, so Aidan agreed.  Kenny was so excited.

Meanwhile, Josh’s sister Emily is being awkward at the baby shower.  Josh HATES the new werewolf he just met named Mark, who invited a ton of other werewolves to the baby shower.  I think he and Josh may end up battling it out in the future.  Ugh, the new dad says he asked Mark to invite the pack out of fear of vampires.  He is thinking of joining their pack.  Josh tells him it’s a mistake and the vampires have called a truce, the new dad (I have to find out his name) doesn’t think it will last.  He says he has to protect his family and there is safety in numbers.

After a very large werewolf tells Josh his deviled eggs were perfection and he’s “an artist,” Sally pops up and says she just spent 4 days with a 16 year old Josh in 2001 and watched him have sex with Julia.  She said she was impressed.  Meanwhile he’s getting more pissed off about the multitude of werewolves in his house.  And then the new guy starts preaching anti vampire shit, and Aidan and Kenny walk in.  LMAO, and dance like idiots screaming “It’s a werewolf dance party!”  Aidan is completely drunk.  While Aidan’s dancing with Sally, Kenny tries unsuccessfully to make friends.  Emily is not dealing well with all the alcohol, so she goes upstairs.  Sally follows her and puts a spell on her trying to make her see her.  However, she doesn’t, but something happened.  Sally gets thrown back to 1920’s Aidan’s life.  “Wow, it’s Aidan Capone.”  Meanwhile he’s with his older son, and their taking snacks home (two women).

Mark was bitching about Aidan and Kenny, and Josh said if he didn’t like them being their Mark could take all his uninvited guests and get the hell out of his house.  Josh is getting all dominant, good for him.  While Aidan’s hallucinating about Kat, Kenny makes a werewolf girlfriend.

Back in the 1920’s, Sally is still stalking Aidan.  Oh wow, after Aidan and his son finish their snacks, an older woman comes along.  Aidan calls dibs, and Sally freaks out and jumps in the woman’s body.  She calls his name, but it doesn’t do much.  He grabs her and feeds off her.  I’m not sure why Sally is so shocked, he is a vampire.  Vampires feed off human blood, he’s just acting like a vampire.  That’s what I liked about Bishop, he didn’t pretend to be anything besides a vampire.  She pops back in front of Aidan and says she’s been gone for two weeks and is worried she’ll get stuck in the past.  He’s too drunk to care.  

Emily thinks about grabbing a bottle when Kenny shows up she puts it down.  She can see his face, his real face and she freaks out.  She causes a vampire vs. werewolf fight.  Aidan and Kenny kick ass then they leave.  Andrew and Caroline, the new parents, decide that’s all they needed to join the pack.  Meanwhile it’s all Sally’s fault.  Sally tells Josh and says she wants to try more spells, and Josh is just fed up.

Aidan stalks Kat and thinks about compelling her, but doesn’t.  Emily decides to leave admitting she is too fragile to handle all the craziness in Josh’s life right now.  Sally tells Aidan what she saw in the 1920’s and he’s mortified.  Kenny brings a strange statue back to the house he took during the fight and has his new werewolf girlfriend.  Oh shit, that’s a cat, my uncle had that same cat statue only this one has a baseball thingy over it’s face.  Kenny asks if Aidan wants him to erase Kat and he says no, he just needs to go through the pain.  So Astrid the werewolf is going to catch shit from the werewolves and Kenny the vampire will catch shit from the vampires for being together.

Nora talks Josh into joining the pack, she always liked being in a pack, Josh hated it.  He still hates Mark, even though he apologized.  This can’t end well.

 

Being Human “Panic Womb”

Josh is still exercising like a madman.  Meanwhile he has the attention span of a gnat.  He’s hilarious.  Sally is still trying to find out about the little girl, and asks Nora for help.  Nora has a double shift and suggests Josh help, it becomes very clear that Josh can’t help anybody.

Kenny interrupts  Aidan while he’s dreaming about having sex with a vampire Kat.  He crawled through Aidan’s bedroom window.  He was worried about finding Suzanna, and someone coming after Aidan.  Aidan decides to take Kenny downstairs so he can leave through the front door, which means telling Nora and Josh that he didn’t kill Kenny.  Kenny apologizes to Josh and Nora for nearly killing Nora.  Nora understands that it’s in their nature and hard to control, Josh is not so easily forgiving him.  He walks out and goes for a run.

While he’s on his run, he smells a pregnant woman…a werewolf pregnant woman, and he approaches her.  He could smell her fear.  She was only three months pregnant and looked ready to deliver.  She hadn’t seen a doctor because she was afraid of what they’d find.  So Josh suggests Nora helping since she’s a werewolf and a nurse.

Zoe is reluctantly helping Sally find Lil’ Smokie.  They find the house where the girl she saw being sacrificed lives, though she seemed very much alive and not sacrificed.  She has a daughter that looks exactly like Lil’ Smokie.  The girl watches Sally and Zoe drive away, kind of watches them strangely.  Then the mother , Beatrice, opens the picture Zoe pulled up from the paper and there is another girl that looks exactly like her standing in the attic of the house.  Zoe tells Sally that she ruins everything she touches, and that’s why she didn’t tell Sally about her girlfriend.

Aidan confronts Suzanna, who confesses that she kills vampires and asks for his help.  She says she drinks 70 ml a day and he should try it.  Aidan said, “I feel like you’re trying to sell me a juicer or something.”  Suzanna says, “It’s them or me.”  Then Aidan goes back to planning a vacation with Kat.

Meanwhile, Nora gives the werewolf baby an ultrasound.  The husband is a complete spaz and freaks out.  Josh restrains him with wolfie eyes.  After seeing the babies claws, the husband unplugged the ultrasound machine and carried his wife out of there.

Aidan asks Nora to memorize a bunch of stuff about his fake identity for Kat.  Aidan tells Kenny Suzanna is the killer, but not exactly that she’s his wife.  She would still be his wife, I don’t think there is an expiration date on marriages.

The pregnant lady and her husband show up, her water broke.  Bonus to being a werewolf, a three month pregnancy!  Who wouldn’t like that, am I right ladies?  I had nine months of puking and swollen ankles.  Nora has to deliver the baby with a semi-psycho husband.  He’s nervous, can’t blame him.  Nora delivers a baby girl that looks like a strange wolf human, but once she’s in her mother’s arms she looks normal.  Then Josh and Nora talk about babies…hmm, foreshadowing me thinks.

Suzanna tells Aidan that if he really loves Kat, he should stay away from her and end their relationship.  For some reason this causes Aidan to tell Kat (and show her) exactly what he is.

Being Human: Lil’ Smokie

Lil’ Smokie:

The episode begins with Sally reliving her death with a twist, Sally yells “Not again!” and Donna comes from around the corner and crushes Danny’s head.  Donna says, “Whoo that felt good didn’t it?  I’m a little flushed.  We make a good team don’t we?”  Then you see Sally sitting, eyes closed,  at the table with a human Josh with Aidan in the background.  She was reading the book, which changes.  Aidan hates the book and tells Sally to get rid of it.  Sally says she needs it to figure out what she is now.

Aidan was kidnapped by Kenny’s thugs. He gave him the tour of the new vampire kingdom.  Josh started freaking out at the hospital, but then rescued a patient seizing.  Sally found a spell to bring her door back, but then it disappeared.  She tried doing the spell while it was disappearing.  All that showed up was Donna.  It was a trick by Donna, the more she practices magic, the stronger Donna gets.  Sally burned the book and Donna an dit seemed to burn into her.  The book seems to be inside her now.

Meanwhile, Kenny shows Aidan the live blood club he started.  Kenny asks Aidan to help run the vampire community.  Aidan, of course, wants no part of it.  Kenny seemed surprised, clearly he doesn’t get Aidan at all.

Josh freaks out, leaves work, starts jogging, sees another guy run past him and starts to chase him while his eyes become the wolf.  He’s having sensory overload and totally loses his mind.  He left the hospital, goes home, and says he has to go.  He doesn’t tell Nora anything.  Nora and Sally discuss how they don’t know what to do about Josh.

Kenny shows his true face to some girl before he feeds off her, turns out he didn’t completely heal.

While Josh is running, two guys start chasing him.  Vampires, they try feeding off him, and he transforms into some kind of wolfman.  I guess they thought since it wasn’t a full moon that he was safe to attack.  He calls Aidan.  He keeps saying he can’t go home.  He told Aidan what happened, and Aidan said that didn’t make sense because even pure breed werewolves can’t turn at will.

Meanwhile, Sally is helping Nora get rid of her burn scars on her stomach.  After Sally said the spell, she disappeared back into the past.  She sees the little girl she saw before.  It seems she died in their house or something.  She saw the girl at a party in the 1970’s passing out lil’ smokies to adults.

Kenny admits to Aidan in the woods that he sent those two vampires to kill Josh.  That backfired.  He said he thought with Josh gone he hoped Aidan would accept him. Meanwhile Kenny gets a call and they have to leave.

Josh talked to Nora and is afraid the wolf is taking over.  She calmed him down, but he quit his job.  He couldn’t be around that environment.

Kenny’s blood club was attacked, vampires were killed.

Nora’s scars disappears and Sally tells her about what she saw.  Then Nora’s wall paper drops down and a message appears “Don’t leave me!”  Sally realizes she’s supposed to help the little girl.

Kenny and Aidan watch video of the vampire killings at the club, and see that it’s Suzanna…the end.

This is getting interesting.  I can’t wait to see what will happen next week.  Who is this little girl?  What will happen with Suzanna and Aidan?  And Kenny?  And Josh?  Can’t wait to find out!